Saucecore - Is There an -Ology of You

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Lithologists look at rocks, Anthropologists study human folks
Gastroenterologists study your guts, and know some Scatological jokes
Meteorologists predict the weather, but not very well
Climatologists can tell us that our Earth is going to straight to Hell

But when it comes to you, boy,
No matter how I’ve tried,
I can’t figure you out.
I need a study guide!

Is there an -ology of you?
Is there an -ology of you?
Your psychology
And your biology
Are still a mystery, it’s true.

Paleontologists dig up fossils to put on museum shelves
Herpetologists study reptiles, though it sounds like something else
Dermatologists look at skin and Ichthyologists study fish
Entomologists study insects, but that wouldn’t be my wish

I’d rather study you, boy,
But I just don’t know how.
Your subject I don’t understand;
I need a tutor, now!


This lack of comprehension
Makes me feel so low.
I wish Phrenology were real,
‘Cause then your skull could tell me all I need to know...

Ornithologists study birds, most of which can fly
Theologists study bullies who live up in the sky
Cartologists make maps, Anaesthesiologists make you numb
Astrologists make up crap that you’ll believe if you are dumb

But I just can’t believe, boy,
How hard you are to learn.
I’m always on your waiting list
When is it gonna be my turn?



from Art and Science Alike, track released February 21, 2012


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